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But tap the brakes there true believer! All audio materials found within are copyright protected!

All lyrics written by and copyright protected by Allen Francis A.K.A. Clarance Boddyker, and cannot be used or reproduced without his express consent.

No one, especially CLARANCE BODDYKER, is profiting from this project. (Quite to the contrary, Clarance has some keys, lint, Filipino coins and about 4 cents in his pockets).

This project is for entertainment purposes, not commercial, and to spread the word about all the artists that have influenced Clarance Boddyker. If you enjoyed this project then GO AND BUY ALL THE ARTISTS LISTED BELOW THAT INFLUENCED CLARANCE!! NO, STOP READING, PRINT OUT THIS PAGE AND GO TO YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE AND BUY THESE CDS! OPEN YOUR MIND FOR ONCE AND TAKE A CHANCE INSTEAD OF ALWAYS LISTENING TO THE SAFE AND FAMILIAR! TRY IT JUST THIS ONCE, PUH-PUH-PUH-LEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE!

Seriously, if you haven’t heard of these artists before, you are missing out on great music. And don’t just go download it from somewhere, go and BUY it, you’ll be glad you did.

- Clarance Boddyker, THE MAN WITHOUT BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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